Typical Gmail Chat conversation

Me: hey poke poke
Adam: Hi Sweetie, how're you?
Me: good...
Adam: I just got back from lunch.
Me: What did you have?
Adam: (insert gourmet lunch choice here)
Me: I've had generic cereal and milk....

So I'm glad that Adam gets all of the good stuff, but I can't say that I'm not jealous. Today he had duck and pear salad, yesterday he had pork cutlets with some swanky vegetable thing. So jealous.
I had toast with jam....