Headline on a Bay Area* Paper

Woman, 28, Dies in Freak Yoga Tradegy.

Yesterday at the local yoga studio The Yoga Spot**, a woman died. It appears she was strangled by her own boobs. The busty lady was stretching down over her leg, where it appears her boobage overtook her, squishing out her life. The racked one seemed that she put up a good fight in the yoga class attempting to strike all of the positions despite her boob flesh restricting her, some might even say she is a hero. She fought the good fight and unfortunatly lost.

* the Bay area is the area from Napa to San Jose, which encompasses Maountain View also.
** duh, this isn't the real name of the place.