The Tweedles

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Ahh, I have my own Geek, does that make me a Trendsetter?

I found this article on MSN today, I could have linked to it, but I don't know how, and I don't really want to think that hard this morning.
Geekiness is the new cool. Just look at super-nerd Bill Gates and his ilk. Our new need for all things nerdy has infiltrated our sense of romance, too. Herewith, seven reasons to give that geek in the next cubicle a second look.


Geekiness is the new cool. Just look at super-nerd Bill Gates and his ilk or the recent Vote for Pedro T-shirt craze and you'll see that the geeks truly have inherited the earth. And our new need for all things nerdy has infiltrated our sense of romance, too. Herewith, seven reasons to give that geek in the next cubicle a second look and to get dreamy with a dork.


Perks by Proxy

The original definition of a geek is "a carnival performer whose act consists of outrageous feats such as biting the heads off live animals," but modern geekiness relates more to a certain obsession for all things computer- and technology-related, as well as a general sense of nerdiness. And so, dating a geek keeps you (and your approving pals and family) in the know and stockpiled with the world's newest and most fabulous technological gadgetry. You'll never have to make nice to your Internet provider's idiot customer service rep again. Here, here.


Dressed for Code

Many hardware hackers hang about in ill-fitting, mismatched bought-by-their-mama duds. To them, "style" has more to do with matching their iPod case to their pocket protector than handing over handfuls of cash for a few fancy labels. So when a geek actually gets dressed up for a special occasion (a second date with you might be such an outing), it's hard not to notice, and the old fall-for-a-hottie-in-a-suit thing comes into play.


Cyber Salaciousness

Geeks are inherently curious about the world around them. And inquisitiveness is a sexy quality to have in the sack, asking questions about your pleasure points and about what makes your hard drive hum. A know-it-all is the last kind of person you want to romp with ("This should feel good to you.have an orgasm now!). And bondage using ethernet cables for ropes works just as well as cuffs.


The Choice Is Yours

"All the good ones are either married or gay" just doesn't apply to geeks. There is a sea of eligible codemonkeys to choose from. Mostly quiet, observant and unnoticed until now, geeks have been lying in wait and come in all shapes and sizes to suit your preference. So don't be shy, pluck a processing personality from the geek pool and embrace your inner dork.


When it Comes to Brains, Size Does Matter

Usually well educated, a geek will engage you with enlightened conversation and fascinating tête-à-têtes. Not only that, but nerds generally take spelling and grammar seriously, which makes all the difference between love and loathe when it comes to IMs, emails and text messages.


Cost of Love

Geeks make low-maintenance boyfriends and girlfriends. You rarely have to dole out the dollars for hoity toity dinners on the town. Rather, many geeks are happy to order food in and play on-line poker together. And come birthdays and Valentine's Day, you won't have to worry about buying garishly expensive gifts: they already have all the techie gear they could ever want.


Theory of Relativity

Some egoists might argue that dating a geek is a safe bet because the nerd needs you more than you need the nerd, which translates into sure-fire fidelity, doting adoration and a brainy knack for remembering all the important dates. And walking side-by-side with your brainy companion can make even your worst hair moments seem trivial and your clumsiest slipups graceful.


HA! Although Adam does have fashion sense, he didnt wear a suit on our second date, but it is kinda scary how he has a lot of the other attributes!

2 Comments:

At 6/25/2006 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew it all along! Intelligence is SEXY! Glad I found my nerd when I did...

Fellow Nerd Lover! (Jenny)

 
At 6/30/2006 1:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read the blog and I must point you to happyworker.com. There is an action figure that Don appreciates and I am sure that you will too dea. Just check out the toy section.
Later
Scratch

 

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