Big Questions.

Today I was pondering some of life's biggest questions.
1. Why can't evolution and creationism co-exist? Is there proof that time hasn't increased? Perhaps the original six days really took what we would like to be like 4.6 billion years less 2006 years? Therefore everything that happened according to evolution could have happened according to creationism, minus Adam and Eve and stuff, but whose to say that Adam and Eve aren't a suggestion? Perhaps the whole Bible is meant to be a suggestion, just giving people an idea of what is good. Perhaps it should be renamed, "Moral Life for Dummies".
2. Does Febreeze have cancer causing agents in it? We are told to spray it on everyting liberally. Adam and I were questioning this.
3. This question was one that I was wondering. How do guys pee? Like do they use the crotch hole in their underwear, or do they just pull the waist band down?

As you can see I had a very thoughtful day, it's like I am a reincarnation of a great thinker, Plato, Aristotle??? What do you think?