Oh Senor!

Chachi seems to have eaten something not so good for his little tummy again. He's had a pukey day. If this is going to cost us $2500 again I'll just reach in and pull out the obstruction myself!
It's frustrating because we have been very diligent to make sure that there is nothing that he can eat that will harm him. We've taken away all stuffed dolls except one, which is still holding up. He's not allowed in the living room (with the evil couch) without us. We've bought a baby gate and leave him trapped in the kitchen when we're not home. We keep an extra diligent eye on him when he's outside to make sure he doesn't eat bark mulch, and yet, the puking! Luckily he is still eating regular food and drinking water, so I am optimistic. But really, how do you break a K-9 hoover of his hoovering ways? If we catch him eating something he stops when we tell him too, and never fights us when we pry his little mouth open and remove whatever he was eating.
Arg.
Also since he had his last surgery he gets the worst gas! WORST! I'm worried that if he gets another it will be impossible to be in a room with him, and he needs to be touching me. You may think I'm kidding when I wonder who has the more toxic gas, Adam or Chachi, but really, Chachi is baaaddddd. (how a 6 pounder can smell so bad is a wonder)
So all in all, bloody dog, eats all of the bad stuff, I worry. sigh.