Fear Factor

Last night I had a dream about Joe Rogan. For some reason he kissed me. Now don't go gettin' your panties in a knot! Just because I've dreampt it, doesn't mean that I want it to happen, besides I've seen him eat cockroaches! Ewww! What I think it means is that I am going to be on Fear Factor, so that means I have to start practicing eating pig vagina, horse rectum and tomatoe horm worms. Hmmm pass the salt, yo!

(Also I shouldn't watch Fear Factor before I go to bed!)