Bulleted Tuesday

Yes, I'm lazy. You'll get over it.

• yesterday my post would not publish, it drove me mad. Finally today I came up with the magical mix of curse words and pleading and, yay posting.
• I've started the Brewers Diet, so that means I need to eat a lot. It's shockingly hard. Here is what I am supposed to eat in a day. 4 glasses of milk, 2 eggs, 2 servings something meaty (fish, seafood, liver, chicken, lean beef, lamb, pork, beans or cheese), 2 servings of fresh leafy greens, 4 or more slices of whole grain bread, a piece of citrus fruit, 3 pats of butter, other fruits and veggies. In a week I must also include: a serving of whole grain cereal, a yellow or orange coloured fruit or veggie, liver, 3 whole baked potatoes, lots of water, salt to taste. So in a day I need to eat 80-100 grams of protein, which is a lot! Since my stomach is smaller I feel like all I do is eat to keep up with what I have to eat. It's crazy! But this diet can help prevent pre-eclampsia and low birth weight babies. I'm all for that! My one complaint besides needing to eat so much is I have no room for Halloween candy. sigh.
• Bonsai is seriously on my last nerve. I fantasize about putting him in the shower and turning it on to make him shut the hell up. Then I realize that I'm not that mean.
• Today Adam rode his bike to work, I begged him to "not get dead". I have a fear of being a single parent.
• We're set to go to the Google Christmas party, that means I get to buy a new dress and shoes to match. I'm excited.
• Tomorrow we have appointments with 3 midwives. I have no idea how I will pick one.
• We've decided to have a home birth. (I don't want anything but well wishes please, especially on this, I'm a little weary of concerns of anybody's except Adam's.)
• hey I think that's it. I'll add more if I can think of more.