BUSTED!
phone rings.
me: hello?
telemarketer: Hello, may I speak with Adam Berkan?
me: I'm sorry he's not here, can I take a message?
telemarketer: Oh no, I'll just call back later.
me: I'm his wife, can I help you?
telemarketer: Oh, I'm Alan from Girls Gone Wild, and Adam is one of our VIPs and I have an offer for him.
me: laughing, a lot.
telemarketer: uhhhh.....?
me: Ok continue....
telemarketer: So we are offering our VIPs this offer of 4 Girl's Gone Wild videos, and 4 other movies.
me: Wait, VIP? Since when?
telemarketer: Did I get him in trouble?
posted by TweedleDea @ 6:04 PM
3 Comments:
I don't know whether replying to this will do more harm than good, but I have never gotten anything from Girls gone wild. I think this stems from a bachelor party when I was in Seattle. The best man wanted to order some smut for the party, but didn't want it delivered to his house where his wife might see it. So he asked if he could send it to me. It didn't make it before the party, and I moved out a few days later so I don't know if it ever came. Maybe they've been hunting me down for the last 2 years trying to send me my videos.
Or maybe they just call everyone from list scrawled from the web and make up a "deal for our VIP".
Anyway, probably more harm than good...
Man oh man... so many things to say with an opening like that one...
- Adam, are you getting enough 'wild' in your life?
- Gee, someone was up late one night...
- Didn't we also put Adam's name and number on some animal porn subscription?
...and on, and on... and on...
Oh Dear Sweet Dummy... more harm baby.... makes you look guilty like you have something to cover up. Not saying anything makes you look like a stud!
Oh and in case anyone cares, I ordered the videos for him!
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